Funny MSN Quotes

Ok, so what are funny MSN quotes? Well they can be a number of things. For example, they could be your MSN name. Or they could just be your personal phrase. Most of the time MSN quotes are funny, or just witty. At the moment we don't have many funny MSN quotes, but below are the ones we currently have...

"There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train."

"Four letter words offensive to men, "don't" and "stop", unless used together."

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - Dick Cavett

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers

"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country." - Ian Rush

"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs." - Alfred Hitchcock

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

"Funny MSN Quotes" make these quotes sound like they're all picked up from Messenger. However, funny msn quotes can be picked up from ANYWHERE! Whenever you hear a funny quote, from Peter Kaye or Jack on MSN, you can class it as a funny msn quote!

Ok, so we've defined what funny MSN quotes are, but when can you use them? Whenever you want really, BUT... Try not to use the funny quotes that often, otherwise you could be embarrassed. If someone has heard all those MSN quotes before, you could look a little stupid. Try to drift the funny quotes into the conversation gradually, or find one funny MSN quote that would fit into the topic of conversation.

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